About Me:
I taste like bile, blood, and adrenaline. I smell like fire and honey. I laugh like the wind. I move like smoke. I love sushi, poop like no one's listening, touch the oil paintings in museums, laugh at inappropriate moments, crochet improvisationally, photograph haphazardly, only make things that make me happy, prefer noise to music, and would fly into a flame trying to save a moth.
Crochet:
Each crocheted item is one-of-a-kind and made without a pattern. Aside from not being able to read patterns, I find that figuring out my own ways to solve problems is much more rewarding, and the organic method of creating something on the spot allows me to make it the best that I can every time without having to adjust a pattern because of yarn type, item size, etc. It also guarantees that no two items will ever be exactly the same and that your unique item had my full attention throughout the creative process.
Photography:
All photos are taken on a digital 6.0 MP Canon D60 at 180 pixels/inch and can be professionally printed on archival quality matte paper up to poster size 36x54. Glossy, Luster, Silk, and Metallic finish papers are also available upon request. Your print will be shipped in a photo mailer with cardboard for smaller sizes and a tube for larger sizes. Please contact me for pricing on other sizes and finishes.
Other:
Sometimes, I'll get a creative bug up my ass and try my hand at cards, jewelry, sewing, etc. These endeavors rarely last, and any of these items you like that crop up should be snatched up immediately to avoid disappointment when the bug crawls back out and I never make them again.
